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50 THINGS YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT OBAMA [Nov. 20th, 2008|12:57 pm]
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BARBECUE SAUCE

• HE COLLECTS SPIDER-MAN AND CONAN THE BARBARIAN COMICS

• HE WAS KNOWN AS "O'BOMBER" AT HIGH SCHOOL FOR HIS SKILL AT BASKETBALL

• HIS NAME MEANS "ONE WHO IS BLESSED\" IN SWAHILI

• HIS FAVOURITE MEAL IS WIFE MICHELLE'S SHRIMP LINGUINI

• HE WON A GRAMMY IN 2006 FOR THE AUDIO VERSION OF HIS MEMOIR, DREAMS FROM MY FATHER

• HE IS LEFT-HANDED -- THE SIXTH POST-WAR PRESIDENT TO BE LEFT-HANDED

• HE HAS READ EVERY HARRY POTTER BOOK

• HE OWNS A SET OF RED BOXING GLOVES AUTOGRAPHED BY MUHAMMAD ALI

• HE WORKED IN A BASKIN-ROBBINS ICE CREAM SHOP AS A TEENAGER AND NOW CAN'T STAND ICE CREAM

• HIS FAVOURITE SNACKS ARE CHOCOLATE-PEANUT PROTEIN BARS

• HE ATE DOG MEAT, SNAKE MEAT, AND ROASTED GRASSHOPPER WHILE LIVING IN INDONESIA

• HE CAN SPEAK SPANISH

• WHILE ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL HE REFUSED TO WATCH CNN AND HAD SPORTS CHANNELS ON INSTEAD

• HIS FAVOURITE DRINK IS BLACK FOREST BERRY ICED TEA

• HE PROMISED MICHELLE HE WOULD QUIT SMOKING BEFORE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT – HE DIDN'T

• HE KEPT A PET APE CALLED TATA WHILE IN INDONESIA

• HE CAN BENCH PRESS AN IMPRESSIVE 200LBS

• HE WAS KNOWN AS BARRY UNTIL UNIVERSITY WHEN HE ASKED TO BE ADDRESSED BY HIS FULL NAME

• HIS FAVOURITE BOOK IS MOBY-DICK BY HERMAN MELVILLE

• HE VISITED WOKINGHAM, BERKS, IN 1996 FOR THE STAG PARTY OF HIS HALF-SISTER'S FIANCÉ, BUT LEFT WHEN A STRIPPER ARRIVED

• HIS DESK IN HIS SENATE OFFICE ONCE BELONGED TO ROBERT KENNEDY

• HE AND MICHELLE MADE .2 MILLION (£2.7 MILLION) LAST YEAR, WITH MUCH COMING FROM SALES OF HIS BOOKS

• HIS FAVOURITE FILMS ARE CASABLANCA AND ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST

• HE CARRIES A TINY MADONNA AND CHILD STATUE AND A BRACELET BELONGING TO A SOLDIER IN IRAQ FOR GOOD LUCK

• HE APPLIED TO APPEAR IN A BLACK PIN-UP CALENDAR WHILE AT HARVARD BUT WAS REJECTED BY THE ALL-FEMALE COMMITTEE.

• HIS FAVOURITE MUSIC INCLUDES MILES DAVIS, BOB DYLAN, BACH AND THE FUGEES

• HE TOOK MICHELLE TO SEE THE SPIKE LEE FILM DO THE RIGHT THING ON THEIR FIRST DATE

• HE ENJOYS PLAYING SCRABBLE AND POKER

• HE DOESN'T DRINK COFFEE AND RARELY DRINKS ALCOHOL

• HE WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE BEEN AN ARCHITECT IF HE WERE NOT A POLITICIAN

• AS A TEENAGER HE TOOK DRUGS INCLUDING MARIJUANA AND COCAINE

• HIS DAUGHTERS' AMBITIONS ARE TO GO TO YALE BEFORE BECOMING AN ACTRESS (MALIA, 10) AND TO SING AND DANCE (SASHA, 7)

• HE HATES THE YOUTH TREND FOR TROUSERS WHICH SAG BENEATH THE BACKSIDE

• HE REPAID HIS STUDENT LOAN ONLY FOUR YEARS AGO AFTER SIGNING HIS BOOK DEAL

• HIS HOUSE IN CHICAGO HAS FOUR FIRE PLACES

• DAUGHTER MALIA'S GODMOTHER IS JESSE JACKSON'S DAUGHTER SANTITA

• HE SAYS HIS WORST HABIT IS CONSTANTLY CHECKING HIS BLACKBERRY

• HE USES AN APPLE MAC LAPTOP

• HE DRIVES A FORD ESCAPE HYBRID, HAVING DITCHED HIS GAS-GUZZLING CHRYSLER 300

• HE WEARS $500 (£952) HART SCHAFFNER MARX SUITS

• HE OWNS FOUR IDENTICAL PAIRS OF BLACK SIZE 11 SHOES

• HE HAS HIS HAIR CUT ONCE A WEEK BY HIS CHICAGO BARBER, ZARIFF, WHO CHARGES $21 (£13)

• HIS FAVOURITE FICTIONAL TELEVISION PROGRAMMES ARE MASH AND THE WIRE

• HE WAS GIVEN THE CODE NAME "RENEGADE" BY HIS SECRET SERVICE HANDLERS

• HE WAS NICKNAMED "BAR" BY HIS LATE GRANDMOTHER

• HE PLANS TO INSTALL A BASKETBALL COURT IN THE WHITE HOUSE GROUNDS (LOL)

• HIS FAVOURITE ARTIST IS PABLO PICASSO

• HIS SPECIALITY AS A COOK IS CHILLI

• HE HAS SAID MANY OF HIS FRIENDS IN INDONESIA WERE "STREET URCHINS"

• HE KEEPS ON HIS DESK A CARVING OF A WOODEN HAND HOLDING AN EGG, A KENYAN SYMBOL OF THE FRAGILITY OF LIFE

• HIS LATE FATHER WAS A SENIOR ECONOMIST FOR THE KENYAN GOVERNMENT
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